fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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