I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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