I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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