it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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