he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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