Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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