so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
