Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
