people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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