Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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