Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
