So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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