I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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