Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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