Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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