i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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