So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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