: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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