He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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