the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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