No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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