do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
But break dance skills will only take you so far
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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