I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
