I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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