There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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