so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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