we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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