So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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