We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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