she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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