Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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