Christians are straight up FREAKS
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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