better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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