i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
