I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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