literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
