I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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