Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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