So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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