Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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