everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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