FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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