I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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