It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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