So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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