I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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