Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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