I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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