well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Are we still banned from the library?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
