I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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