He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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